The Homestar Runner Goes To The Very Distressful Place
Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
Chapter 1
One day, he was kicking the can down the street when his friend, Pom-Pom, came by. "Oh, hello, Pom-Pom!" he said. "You have to come to this one place where the Sad Kids died," Pom-Pom bubbled. Homestar agreed and got Marzipan, the brothers Strong, The Cheat, Coach Z, Bubs, and Homsar to come with him and Pom-Pom.
Chapter 2
As they went to the place where the Sad Kids died, they looked around and saw blood on the walls and the floor. "This must be the Distressful Place," said Strong Sad. "Are you sure this is the right place?" asked Marzipan to Pom-Pom. "It's really creepy." Then everyone heard footsteps. "Somebody's-a coming!" shouted Bubs. "Hurry! We have to run!" And everyone did...into another area of the place. There were hooks hanging around and skeletons tied to the walls. Then there was mysterious babbling around that area. And then, SWOOSH!!! A couple of mysterious figures ran past behind him. The crew was scared. But, the Homestar Runner wasn't. He marched onward and saw his cousins, Preshy and Rafferdy! They looked very mischievous. And then, they vanished into thin air.
Chapter 3
The crew then explored more of the area and they found the Sad Kids' dead bodies bleeding hyper-realistic blood! And then...BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! There was the sound of wood banging. And then, there was scratching. And then, suddenly, a skeleton popped out! Oh no! The crew ran away from the skeleton, but, they were stopped by another skeleton! Suddenly, a circle of skeletons were dancing around the crew to an ear-raping Spooky Scary Skeletons! The crew couldn't last that much and smashed the floor, falling into the middle of nowhere. Nowhere. NOWHERE. Then, suddenly, Preshy and Rafferdy smashed through the floor as demonic giants! "Foolish Uncle Homestar," they both said. "You and your friends will never last. Prepare to meet your doom." And then, you know what happened? It started raining rocks on the crew! And then, everyone died...
= Except for Preshy and Rafferdy. =
The end.